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If You’re Not Yet Like Me CONTEST!

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Send me a message about your ugliest, least sexy pair of underwear.  My two favorite descriptions will receive a copy of the new edition of my novella, If You’re Not Yet Like Me

Warning: if you message me this information, I have the right to blog it!

(Anyone who sends me photos of undies will be disqualified…use your words to convey the horror, people!)

This contest ends at 9 am on Monday morning, February 17, 2014.

Trust us, this novella is worth revealing to the internet just what is balled up into the back of your undie drawer.

We at Nouvella like to consider ourselves expert matchmakers. So let us set you up with a blind date for Valentine’s Day who will not only be interesting company but will also fit neatly into your pocket and won’t eat much at dinner.
Take our quiz of literary love for either you or a loved one and follow the instructions. We promise to send you the best Valentine’s date of your life.

We at Nouvella like to consider ourselves expert matchmakers. So let us set you up with a blind date for Valentine’s Day who will not only be interesting company but will also fit neatly into your pocket and won’t eat much at dinner.

Take our quiz of literary love for either you or a loved one and follow the instructions. We promise to send you the best Valentine’s date of your life.

Blind dates are mostly alligator-filled moats of embarrassment. But what if your blind date was a book? Strong anecdotal evidence shows that your chances of an awkward encounter are reduced by 95% when your date’s spine is bound with glue.
This Valentine’s Day, surprise yourself or a loved one by letting Nouvella set you up with one of its titles. Simply click here to take our Quiz o’ Love and follow the instructions.
Oh, and if you’re a cheap date - the two users who come up with the most hilarious literary pick-up lines using the hashtag #LiteraryComeOns on Twitter will get their dates for free. Just follow us and get pun-ing!

Blind dates are mostly alligator-filled moats of embarrassment. But what if your blind date was a book? Strong anecdotal evidence shows that your chances of an awkward encounter are reduced by 95% when your date’s spine is bound with glue.

This Valentine’s Day, surprise yourself or a loved one by letting Nouvella set you up with one of its titles. Simply click here to take our Quiz o’ Love and follow the instructions.

Oh, and if you’re a cheap date - the two users who come up with the most hilarious literary pick-up lines using the hashtag #LiteraryComeOns on Twitter will get their dates for free. Just follow us and get pun-ing!