Send me a message about your ugliest, least sexy pair of underwear. My two favorite descriptions will receive a copy of the new edition of my novella, If You’re Not Yet Like Me.
Warning: if you message me this information, I have the right to blog it!
(Anyone who sends me photos of undies will be disqualified…use your words to convey the horror, people!)
This contest ends at 9 am on Monday morning, February 17, 2014.
Trust us, this novella is worth revealing to the internet just what is balled up into the back of your undie drawer.